Jake will be 11 on Sunday and has systematically begun the pre-adolescent's pure work of trying to kill the mother through frustration and offense.
Which is quite a change from this post of yesteryear.
We are having a surprise party for him Saturday night at Dave and Buster's (help me, Jesus) with the one thing absolutely necessary to ensure a successful party...
An open bar.
he looks friendly enough, but don't be fooled!