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Kristin is a big dork and should stop reading teen romance novels.
So, I just finished Twilight and yeah, Edward is pretty damn sexy... yummy and romantic and strong and... oh sorry, where was I?
Bella and Edward? That intensity that obsession that inability to cope... ugh, so very teen.
So very first love. So sweet and yet, ugh, so very get the hell over it. I am not sure I can slug through too much more of the, I love you but I am no good for you vs. Make me a vampire and it'll be fine.
Who am I kidding? Hugh is under strict instructions to bring the 2nd book home today (bookstore across the street from his office) or else... pouty wife warning, dude... be prepared.
Are you reading? What do you think? Does Bella ever become a vampire? What about this Jake kid? Do I need to worry about him? Why did he get so tall in like, 2 months? Also, can vampires and non-vampires have sex? I know Edward is all, "I might crush your skull..." but, can they?
Also, when did I become such a loser?