Sunday, September 07, 2008

Sunday Night Blogging - Now With More Wine!

Holy smokes! A month? It's been a month (more) since I last posted? Did you think I had died from old age? Damn... well, let's just wrap up the last four weeks with the following statement: August: it was fun!

Seriously, Hawaii is always good... mai tais are good and the surfing of the children was good and the family visiting was good and the bon dancing was good and you know... good.

And now the children are back in school and by children I actually mean all 3 of my little darlings are in school... which means this is the year I have been whining about for months and hello! My FUTURE! It has arrived... what to do? Well, I have a plan and it's a good one and I think you will all like it and the plan is to have things a-rollin', like Old Man River, by next July.

Let's hear it for plans, shall we?!

Um, and also for Facebook... because, hello. Link! I don't post here because I can one-sentance over there and don't even get me talking about Twitter because I think it's important I actually maintain some sort of life... so, yeah, poke me on Facebook.

Why does that sound so naughty?

But do you know what you missed by not being on Facebook? The fact that my 6th grader has his very first dance next month and he and I had to sign a "contract" (promise? pledge?) that he will not "freak" dance and bless his heart, neither he nor any of his friends, know what freak dancing is and there is some concern amongst his crowd of "accidental" freaking and really, I had to break it to him that there was no way in hell a person could accidently freak dance... Hugh suggests we rent "Breaking 2 - Electric Boogalooo" but really that just dates us doesn't it? I think we need to get something a little more recent. Or, we can just tell him that as long as he isn't simulating sex with some girl on the dance floor, no worries... the freaking is not happening.

Jake would like me to point out that he is not in the least concerned with accidental freak dancing... it's all me, and I am, according to my eldest child, a big dork.

Also, why do the words, "Sarah Palin" make me want to gorge my eyes out with a dull spork? Stabby-like?

So, this date, what? The 7th. The 7th starts my own personal Nablomepo... whatever the hell that posting everyday acronym is... actually, let's start the 8th because it's late and so yeah, the 8th and lots of posting because I think I do have stuff to tell you...

I'm wrapping this up because I need to go and pour more wine pull uniforms from the dryer...

26 comments:

Jill said...

Welcome back m'lady. Can't wait to hear more from you!

Kristin said...

Jill! I'm a slacker a no more!

Jason said...

YAY! I was beginning to think you were still stewing about that whole MILF thing.

I'm glad you went to Hawaii instead, along with fighting off the urge to gouge your eyes out with a dull spork.

That was a good line.

Shelley said...

Holy crap! It's a post! :)

jenontheedge said...

Welcome back! It's very tempting to place a bet with you to see if you actually blog every day for a month or whatever it is that you're planning. ;-)

Gracencameronsmomy said...

yay, your'e back! I love that your'e opn facebook, too!

Lisa and Tate said...

Where have you been? Oh ya, you just told us. That Facebook. I am on but do not know what the heck it is. I will give you a poke.

Lisa

Kristin said...

Jason - I was actually in Hawaii when said "Grandma" comment happened... we spend August there every year... cuz we're bratz.

Shelley - Chinatown?

Jen - It's a very good possibility I've let the wine speak for me.

Lisa - It's addicting, that Facebook.

Lisa - Yea! Pokes!

Marisa said...

Omg, "accidental freaking"? Funniest thing I've ever heard! So glad you are back!

carrie said...

Finally!

A Beautiful Mess said...

I have a facebook page but don't do much with it....I must be missing something.

Glad your back,and forgive youfor not posting well cuz Hawaii can do that to a person.

You should see the list of books Palin tried to ban! Gaaw I didn't think that people were still trying to ban Judy Blume books!!

Los said...

Freak dancing??? Oh, I've definitely gotten too old.

Rach said...

Palin...ugh! Glad you're back!

Kristin said...

Marisa - I know... it's pretty good.

Carrie - Seiously!

Maryellen - Really? Book banning? What the hell??!!

Los - I feel your pain and I raise you 2 grey hairs.

Rach - No kidding, ugh!

Shelley said...

Did you get my msg on C-town? Can't do. :(

Issas Crazy World said...

August was fun, that's all we get....sheesh woman. :)

I missed you, I was about to email you today and see if a giant squid attacked you or something. Glad you're back.

Sign up for Twitter, you know you want to.

flutter said...

looks like I came over at a good time!

Katy said...

Sarah Palin - Boo!

Accidental Freak Dancing - Hooray!

mrs. blogoway said...

Damn it! Now I have another blog that I have to read... LOL. (found you via Mrs. G's site and had to see who feels the same way about S.P. that I do). She is so annoyiing!! I hate her hair, I hate her voice, and I really hate that little smirk that she gets when she delivers a pre-written sarcastic line. Kill me now!

Kristin said...

Issa - No! No Twitter... it will be my doom!

Flutter - I'd like to think so...

Katy - :-)

Mrs. Blogoway - it's the hair... that clip on mall-hair...

Pollyanna said...

You're back!!!! Yippee!!!!!! I can't wait to hear about your new plan for your life and all that good stuff. You're gonna tell us, right? right?

Kayce said...

Yeah! It's good to see you here, but I'm still gonna go poke you. LOL Yes, that sounds way too naughty and that is why I don't poke to many people. More LOL!

Freak dancing!? Man those were the days!

Perrin said...

Yeah, you're back. You being in Hawaii was very hard on me. Wink.

Anonymous said...

Stop leaving us every August!

Tori said...

I hear ya anonymous...

Stop leaving...

I was bereft without u.

Glad that you are back at it you slacker whore!!!! Now how to do I link my Facebook to my blog! How do you know all these thing!!!!!!!!!???

xxxxxx

Recovering Wino said...

Yeah...I don't like Palin either, and you should see some of the reactions of those Christians when I say that