Let's lighten things up a little shall we? It's been a bit heavy over here at Fun & Games, and probably the best way to get us back on track is to once again let you all know how I am able to make an a** out of myself doing the most basic of things...
But, before moving on, I want to thank all of you for your support vis a vis my troll as well as your amazing compassion regarding my post on miscarriage... your comments truly touched me... I wish I had known you all years ago.
Well, hahahaha on me because I totally went and searched for every person who ever took me to a movie and cheap dinner and although it was a little pathetic that I couldn't remember many last names... I sat in front of my laptop thinking, "Oh, that cute guy from Texas, J... something, that I dated the entire first half of freshman year in college... or, what was the name of that guy who took me to the ballet for my 21st birthday... John? Jim? Seriously, did they not make an impression or is it early dementia? Too bad I didn't have a blog back then, at least I'd have some record of what I was up to...
Anyhoo, I emailed one of my high school boyfriends whose full name I could remember and who is now a f*cking minister in Washington, and I was all, Hey, hi! It's 1986, want to go to my Jr. Prom? And then I said nice things about the child sitting on his lap in the photo and mentioned I was married with a passel of children and asked after his parents (because my momma raised me right) and of course, has he replied? Nyet!
Totally dissed by the Junior year love interest.
Smackdown, Facebook style!
No wonder I broke up with him (I think... maybe he broke up with me?) and started dating his best friend (whom, I might add, still calls me for lunch and occasional gossip sessions).