Monday, September 24, 2007

You Can Tell The Child Has Brothers

hollered across the children's section of Barnes and Noble this afternoon...

MOMMA! I have to take a
DUMP! Right. Now!



wanna party like a rockstar?

34 comments:

Marci said...

hilarious! I am really enjoying your blog, as well as your candor and "realness." I look forward to hearing more. She is, indeed, a total rock star :)

Kristin said...

Thanks, Marci and welcome!

Daniella said...

so funny and true - I'm scared of what my girl is going to learn when my son get's his mits on her :)

Amie Adams said...

Oh don't I know. Three of those penis-bearers over here.

Rach said...

What a cutie! Our little girl is proud when she makes a "stinker"! Credit goes to hubby for teaching her that one!

Jill said...

LOL... as pretty as she is, thanks to her brothers she'll always have a tomboy streak, won't she :-)

Shelley said...

Hah!

I gotta tell ya. Big sisters are no better. And there seems to be a giant fascination passed down to the young uns with potty language and "all things potty."

I just don't get it.

OhTheJoys said...

That is hilarious.

Pollyanna said...

ohlawdy. She is going to be some man's dream wife/girlfriend some day! :) My kids are totally intrigued with all things potty too, and like Shelley I just don't get it. EWWWWW.

Jen R. said...

Yes, too much time with older brothers.

Anonymous said...

Great. Now I will have "party like a rock star/party like a rock star" stuck in my head all day!!!

Ava's family said...

Snort!! =)

Damselfly said...

She does look like a rock star!

Anonymous said...

I love it!

Los said...

At least she didn't use lines like:

"I gotta rip off some tree bark."
"I gotta go hang bananas."
"I gotta lob a few at the pipes."
"I gotta give the toilet the brown tongue."

Anonymous said...

Ha! I love it!

Kristin said...

omg, los... that last one made me gag!

Phoenix said...

She's so dam funny and cute.

Can she burp her abc's yet?

Anonymous said...

Hey, it could be worse, my sweet 3 year old little girl calls it "launching a submarine" LOL OH and I have NO boys (we can thank her dad for that one :)

carrie said...

Hee, hee.

Anonymous said...

Is that wrong?

Seriously, my kids talk like that because I talk like that. I probably should stop. I'm so immature.

Becky at lifeoutoffocus said...

omg LOL that is cute and hilarious all at once!

Amy Y said...

Nice! :)
How did the fellow B & N patrons respond to that?

Amanda said...

My husband, to whom I just read this aloud, is twitching. He wants to go teach our three year old that phrase so very badly it's killing him she's asleep. Seriously, he's sitting there shaking his head repeating, "A dump, a dump. Right now," and snorting.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I've never heard that before. Riiiight.

Chicky Chicky Baby said...

Just watch out if she starts peeing standing up.

Lisa said...

That is so very funny. Especially coming from a little girl who looks so very angelic. LOVE that.

Tori said...

Doesn't she look angelic though Lisa? This could not be further from the truth....

I am a little scared of Eva... When she sees me, she gives me a half smile and says...

"Where Hannah?"

I will never be as worthy as my daughter in her eyes... this little lady - who dumps and wears her mother's sunglasses will bust everyones asses - as if she were a boy...

Is the world ready for her...?

Anonymous said...

I love her Hello Kitty shirt!

Kristin said...

Susu, it's from Target ( a couple of years ago).

S. said...

OH my I would love to have been there! I never had older brothers, and neither does M. The things we missed out on!
p.s. thanks for telling me about your goddaughter!

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