My favorite movie line ever...surely you all recognize it??
I thought this was a better title than Botox and Me or 37 & Lookin' Like Hell.
Seriously people, how on Earth did I get to be old and well, just old? I creak and I ache and I want naps.
This morning I had a meeting with my publisher and he was talking about theme and content and copyrights and I was thinking about the pretty pretty wallpaper in his office and how cute my friend Kelly's shoes are and I wonder if they come in black?
Meandering thoughts. Like an OLD person.
Extra weight sticks around a lot longer than it used to... I still can remember when skipping lunch meant fitting into the skinny pants by evening... now I have the metabolism of my Granny and I swear to you my mother asked me if I wanted to go to "Aqua Fit" with her this summer. Water Aerobics is the exercise of the artificial hip and bad knee crowd and even my very own mother thinks I would fit right in.
So today I took the third step in regaining my youth... I looked up all the hot chicks who are older than I:
That's a partial list but you get the idea.
The second step was arranging for a trainer to come to my home 3 days a week. Honestly, like a small child or VERY OLD PERSON I need a keeper and the fact is I am not going to work out unless a chic and rather frightening lesbian named, "Janine" is knocking at my door with her free weights and balance ball.
The first step was the other day.
I got the botox.
And my forehead is looking fabulous.