“I blew a perfectly good marriage to a perfectly good woman,” Danny, 49, told the Enquirer. “I would love to hate Gretchen for it, shortchange her somehow – but unfortunately, I wrecked this marriage. I didn’t play fair. I can’t hold her accountable at all.” In the wake of Danny’s marriage disaster, the couple will share custody of their two children. The sadder-but-wiser entertainer added: “Here’s my marriage advice – try to avoid other women in you want a successful marriage.”
I’m paying a ridiculous amount of alimony,” Danny says. “I have to work a lot!” Unless, of course, Danny can get his ex Gretchen married off. “As of today, there’s a $100,000 bounty on Gretchen,” Danny adds. “I’ve been divorced only days, but I will give a good man $100,000 cash to get Gretchen off my payroll.”
Mamarazzi has some ideas about just what Danny can do with his money... and we're pretty sure Gretchen does too.
However, we want to hear from you... tell us what Danny can do with his 100k.
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Something along the lines of, "fold it into 4 corners and stick it where the sun don't shine".
Take the cash, sew the bills together, and make a freakin' shirt. I'm sure Gretchen would donate a few alimony bills for that cause.
Oh man if he could do one thing to assure that she would NOT get married again, that was it, lol. She's now got the means to spite his sorry ass for the rest of her life.
Perhaps he could use $100k to take advantage of the many internet products to enlarge his most famous body part.
I'd like for him to use the money to buy himself a remote cabin far, far away and then move there and never come back to civilization.
first, eewww is always the first thing that comes to my mind when i see his pic hear his voice. now, he should invest his money wisely bc he will be paying gretchen for a very long time....
and, buy some shirts.
Nicki
He should try to make a parachute out of the "dolla billz-yo" and then jump from the Empire State Building. Let's see how them "dolla billz" get him outta Gretchen's life instead of him trying to get poor Gretchen out of his life. See ya Danny-Boy! No one will miss your voice that sounds like it's ripping your throat to shreads. Sorry!
definitely a shirt.....and a bag for his head. Maybe some duct tape, too so we don't have to hear his voice (like anon said).
a life? some common sense? someone more narcissistic?
how about a clue? can we buy those that cheap?
ugh...he's a douche....
Maybe he could use the money to get a belly button - his seems to have disappeared. . .
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