I would like to personally take a moment and thank the fellow in the seat across from Jake and Jack for his choice in fashion... after all, had his tee not proudly proclaimed, in bold capital letters, "Guitarist Are Better At Fingering", I would have missed out on a slightly uncomfortable conversation with my pre-teenage sons.
And that would have been sad.
You'll be happy to know they found you quite "gross".
Jack would also like to let you know that you "won't be meeting any nice girls dressed like that".
Keep up the good work... bringing families together one sexually offensive shirt at a time.