Monday, May 26, 2008

Wedding WHOA!

You know what makes a memory most?  

Walking in on the best man getting a blow job.

25 comments:

CDJ said...

Oh my! That must have been, um, awkward...

Los said...

Hopefully, the girl that was "delivering" didn't get scared and do anything too painful ...

Kristin said...

cdj - it was SOOOO awkward... especially because it took me a rather long time to figure out what was going on... I was all, "Oh, hi! I'm just looking for my niece's overnight bag... oh... OH!"

los - ha! we have heard through the grapevine that she threw up all night. N.I.C.E.

Anonymous said...

GROSS!!

Marisa

jenontheedge said...

WHOA is right! It's like something out of movie.

carrie said...

yowza.

Heza Hekele said...

Hilarious! You won't have any trouble remembering that couple's wedding date ;-)

TBG Happenings said...

LOL!!

I don't care who you are that is funny! Especially since you talked to him!!

Kristin said...

TBG - And what makes this even better is the first people I ran into when I bolted from the room were my dad and his wife and I was all, "OMG! X is getting a BJ in there!!!"

Joannah said...

Eeewww!

Mocha said...

You have all the fun. I need to take you to the next wedding I get invited to because I will giggle inappropriately THE REST OF THE NIGHT. Promise.

Shelley said...

ROTF LMAO! Classic.

So the big question of the hour is this: Did the best man have the balls (ahem) to look you in the eye after being caught?

Shelley said...

Oh and a comment on the girl ...the puking the rest of the night ...nice touch. Hah! :)

SUEB0B said...

Ah weddings are so ROMANTIC!

My BFF had the groom fully come on to her (grab and kiss her) the night before the wedding, at which point the bride, who had been hiding and spying, burst in. All was not well!

Kayce said...

LOL!!!!!

lizriz said...

Nice!

Unless it was the bride; then, not nice.

Karl said...

Ha!

Kristin said...

You all - the best man was standing there with his hand in his pocket looking like some sort of Friar Tux formal-wear model... my eyes, they still burn!

Shelley said...

if there r pix of the event, u must bring with u thursday. ;-)

Anonymous said...

must get more details very soon. free for coffee toward the end of the week?

nicki

kris said...

holy shit.

Amy Y said...

I hope it wasn't the bride that was giving said blow job? ;)

hippo brigade said...

Um, ew. But come to think of it, that totally reminds me of a time my husband and I went to a wedding on a boat that sailed around the harbor. We were so bored during the reception that we snuck off and consummated our own wedding vows in one of the bridal suite areas. But we had enough decency not to get caught.
he hee.

Tori said...

You should have seen Kristin's face! It was a story piece for the whole night and the next day and the next!

Jason said...

Ha! I love that.