A lot more often.
Seriously, that whole plan I had to raise my daughter to be a lady and polite is gone and has been replaced by a plan which involves a lot of "No." and "Do it yourself." and probably some, "Don't be such a pussy."
Because being nice and polite and thoughtful is a surefire way to get your ass handed back to you and not on silver platter - maybe with an attractive garnish of your ego and self esteem.
And so Internet, say goodbye to the kind Kristin of 1969 - 2007 and welcome, with trepidation, I might add, the go-fuck-yourself Kristin of 2008 and beyond.
31 comments:
Ah, now there's the feisty Kristen I like! Let the real fun and games begin!
Anonymous - how funny you are! But I agree, things have gotten entirely too sweet around these parts.
Wow, who pissed on your Cherrios?
I'm looking forward to meeting go-fuck-yourself-Kristin. I bet she's a lot of fun.
Oh this ought to be GOOD. If there's a story behind this, I really want to hear it.
Also, 1969? Really? What month? I'm May. Good year. We are of an excellent vintage.
ahhh I agree.....we all need to be "just bitchy" enough:)
Happy New Year! and thanks for the warning!
Shell - EVERYONE!
Mrs. Chicky - I think she is similar to the current Kristin, just with better hair and a lot more swearing.
Jen - August...we're like cyber-bitchy twins!
TBG - That is exactly it, "bitchy enough"... perfect.
Oh yea, the Pussy comment. Working on that.
For 2008. Same-Same.
Hear! Hear!
Maybe some of that "saying no" stuff will rub off on me. lord knows, I need it.
You go, bi&ch!
Kristin... she enjoys kicking ass and chewing gum, and she's fresh outta gum
this sounds like fun.
Furious Ball - Seriously, that might just be my new tag line.
I found your blog while on Joe's page.
You are my new hero, I love you!!!!!
SSC - I love you too!
It's like I get it, I do-entirely- trust me on that- but then it scares me, a little, to know this is the world we live in... a world that calls for that.
Either way, I like you. Always have. Looking forward to seeing what more you're made of :O)
Kris - I know what you mean, but I don't look at it as a total goodbye to kindness, rather, it's more of self preservation... I have had a habit of SUFFERING and SUCKING IT UP no matter what the nonsense... that's what I am done with!
I can't wait for the 2008 version of this blog.
Girlfriend, you're one of the least wimpy people I know. And ...you're kind to boot. That's what I love about you!
TRUST me, after the shitty ass BM situation we just endured from our domestic adoption (that fell apart), I'm gonna be a beeeeatch from hell in 2008. To hell with dumb people and being overly nice!!! I take no prisoners in 2008!
Arrrrgh
Woo hoo!!
Can I join up, too?
Happy New Year, Kristin! Loved the photo of your kids, too. What a blessed a beautiful family you have!
;-)
Bitches unite!
Happy New Year! I have a year on you!! 2008 will be great or we will have to kick serious ass.
Hum, yes, I sense something or somebody kinda made you mad, no?
I'm with you. Hell I may just keep that resolution.
Now, that's a new twist on a New Year's resolution ... I like it! I haven't thought about what I'm going to resolve to do ... probably resolve to never step foot in a Walmart again ... EVER!
I think there is a story behind this that you NEED to share. It will be a great 2008 reading the feisty Kristen.
I will admit that at times, I do feel like that... esp where I work... I want to tell the customers to just bugger off... have a wonderful 2008 - stay happy, safe and take care...
I'm not willing to give up saying that just yet.
Fuck you too....
Yay - this is the Kristin I love....
Bring it on bitch!
Hell yeah. After two weeks at home with my kids, I think I actually told my kid she was being an annoying whiner. Well, she was...
We are going to be real fun this year!!
I am no more Mrs. Nice Mommy, Go ahead and step all over me Mommy, and Mommy to a little Diva.
Little Miss Thing starts walking to school next week. Any sassing results in a week of no TV. And after that - I take things from her room.
I am now channeling my inner bitch back and she's here to stay.
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