And, when your husband, who is 38 today, comes home and looks at the cake and wonders, "Babe, why is it so flat?" and you reply, "I have no idea... the batter was pretty thick..." and then the birthday boy queries, "Did you add the water?"
Well, no. As a matter of fact you did not add the water.
And, as you are having a MASSIVE party for him on Saturday... a party you have pulled together in less than 2 weeks... complete with North African cuisine, a boat-load of liquor from BevMo (which you just learned does not in fact stand for Beverages from Missouri, but rather, Beverages and More) and several panic induced phone calls to various friends and enlisting the help of your Nanny's 2 Dave and Buster employed nephews, well... he is very clever when he points out that some of the best inventions have been pure accident and that your