roses are red
violets are blue
my laptop is broken
and the guy at the genius bar* is an asshole
broken maybe explosive
and the guy at the genius bar is an asshole
there was a ibook from mac
who made interneting fun and a snap
but one day it stopped working
and i started hurting
and the guy from the genius bar is an asshole
Now, clearly my attempts suck and so I want to hear yours... post your own poem about my broken computer in the comments section*... winner gets a copy of this book!
* The "Genius Bar" is the in-store tech support for Apple.
* Contest runs for you know, a few days-ish.