I apologize, I should have said "if" and not "when"...
The "Kiss Cam" (omg, how I hate that label) comes on and he turns away from whom I believed was his date and says, "I am going to sit like I am with you because I don't want to have to kiss my sister if the camera comes this way..."
I picked Eva up off her seat, put her on my lap and told him if the camera caught us he could kiss her... which, is totally nice of me to sell my daughter out in a NY minute as opposed to saying something like, "Um, I don't care if you're with your brother, you're certainly not kissing me you tall blonde hunk of Viking stranger, you!"
Then Hugh looked down the row at me and did that finger twirl in the air and subsequent point to the exit... the universal symbol in our home for, "Wrap it UP!"
And then mentioned (forty billion times) that if I would just stop talking to people, this kind of stuff wouldn't happen and that he is pretty sure that most men do not have other anonymous men setting up to kiss their wives... especially when that very wife's family is sitting with her.
I tried to defend my
So, sorry folks, no stranger-danger kissing here.
But, I promise, if I ever do make out with some random guy while my husband and kids look on, you'll be the first to know.
In other news...
I am on a diet.
& by the way, how much do we hate Rush Limbaugh?