Thursday, October 26, 2006

He Didn't Kiss Me!

"Thought" as in an idea, not as an action.

I apologize, I should have said "if" and not "when"...

The "Kiss Cam" (omg, how I hate that label) comes on and he turns away from whom I believed was his date and says, "I am going to sit like I am with you because I don't want to have to kiss my sister if the camera comes this way..."

I picked Eva up off her seat, put her on my lap and told him if the camera caught us he could kiss her... which, is totally nice of me to sell my daughter out in a NY minute as opposed to saying something like, "Um, I don't care if you're with your brother, you're certainly not kissing me you tall blonde hunk of Viking stranger, you!"

Then Hugh looked down the row at me and did that finger twirl in the air and subsequent point to the exit... the universal symbol in our home for, "Wrap it UP!"

And then mentioned (forty billion times) that if I would just stop talking to people, this kind of stuff wouldn't happen and that he is pretty sure that most men do not have other anonymous men setting up to kiss their wives... especially when that very wife's family is sitting with her.

I tried to defend my Viking person by mentioning that maybe he thought Hugh was my brother and wow... that went over like a lead balloon.

So, sorry folks, no stranger-danger kissing here.

But, I promise, if I ever do make out with some random guy while my husband and kids look on, you'll be the first to know.

In other news...

I am on a diet.

Send cookies.

***

& by the way, how much do we hate Rush Limbaugh?

36 comments:

Oh, The Joys said...

On college spring break in Miami I pulled into a 7-11, got out and was grabbed, dipped (like a ballroom dance dip) and kissed. I mean KISSED by a total stranger. He un-dipped me and walked away when he was done. Not a word. It was totally disconcerting and a little scary. It gave me a very nervous feeling about Miami, and yet, I also kind of liked it... hmmm.

Tuesday Girl said...

I hate Rush with an intensity of all the heat from the suns.
Plus more.

Lisa and Tate said...

BUMMER... NOT PICS!!! Cookies are on the way... Hmmmm, they will be "diet cookies", as if!!???

Lisa

Melissa said...

HAHAHAHA, now it is even funnier. Poor Hugh. Or poor Eva, depending. Sorry, but I can't stop laughing.

I have no cookies, but I have Laffy Taffy. You want some?

Christina_the_wench said...

They make diet cookies? *perk*

Jill said...

Lately I love Rush because he is doing such an effective job at self-destructing. Train wreck! This latest stupid stunt is only doing stem cell research a huge favor because it shows what idiots the opponents are. Plus Michael J. Fox and his candidate are getting way more play time for their ad than before Rush's bungling.

Glinda said...

I'm sorry but you'll have to excuse Rush's behavior, he obviously forgot to take the medication he normally takes that disguises his genetic inclination towards being a huge asshole.

P.S. Diets suck.

Colleen said...

Okay, so this version is funnier than what I had imagined in my head.

And Rush? I'm hoping that those that do like him are actually turned off now. I'm not sure since I don't hang with anyone who actually likes him.

Ann said...

That's so funny. Could you imagine if hunky stranger did plant one on you with hubby learing on....ohhhh. And I have Doritos,,oh wait they're gone now..sorry!!

Connie said...

I'm still trying to visualize the Viking. Hmmm. Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Limbaugh is a brave solider fighting the good fight against the liberal and lying media.

carrie said...

How much do we hate R.L.??? Let me count the ways ...

Carrie

carrie said...

Oh, and how do I hate "anonymous"? Let me count the ways . . .

Carrie

Lisa said...

Hate Rush. HHHAAAATTTTTEEE.

Also, will send some cookies. Gah. Diets...

jessie200 said...

Can I just say to the stupid, ignorant and gutless 'anonymous' poster, if Rush is so damn great that you are prepared to defend him in someone elses post, why don't you put your name to the post.

I just answered my own question, I know why, it's because you are gutless and ignormant.

I hate people like you! What a loser!

Anyone who would publically make such a tasteless and absurd comment in public deserves what they get when they get to their final resting place.

Jodi said...

Yeah, hate Rush. He's an idiot. However, Michael J Fox's commerical has gotten a TON of free air play becuz of Rush's stupidity and well, I guess that can't be bad. Can it?

And, love the story about Eva. SOOO cute. I wish Cute-stranger-viking-hunk-of-a-man WOULD have kissed Eva's precious cheek and it would have been caught on the jumbo tron (?) and then replayed over and over for the whole Nation to see. Cuz that would have been SooOOOOO very sweet and cute. I just know it. And not at all creepy. I don't care what your hubby says. What does he know?!?!?! Dumb man. :) :) Maybe he should put you and Eva by the aisle next time so ya all don't get picked up on by adorable strangers with an adversion for kissing family members. You & Eva can't help it if your gorgeous and irresistible, can you?

Mrs. Chicky said...

We hate Rush A LOT. More than we hate strangers kissing us. Noooo, much more than that. To build on what Tuesday Girl said, we hate Rush with the fiery passion of 10,000 suns.

Becky said...

lol @ i'm on a diet send cookies. i'm on a diet too. sorta. i keep cheating lol.

Jenn said...

LOLOL Too funny!! I'm like that too.....always makin friends with the people next to me.....

Always gets me in trouble one way or another! LOL

Lena said...

Rush Limbaugh can kiss my fat white liberal ass. Twice. You don't mess with Alex P. Keaton on my watch!

I was looking for a good sordid story Kristin - must admit! Although mmmm, Viking cookies...what?

Pattie said...

Cookies? Did you mention cookies? There goes my diet....

:)

I have no words for the whole Limbaugh debaucle. I can't believe he would say such thoughtless things about Alex P. Keaton, America's Goldenboy. Wait...I do believe it....
Must have been his drugs talking, huh?

Pendullum said...

After I read your post I went over to Youtube and Michael J. Fox is on Katie Couric CBS... and he speaks so well...
I would not go to the Rush site as... I just can not bring myself to... I live a sheltered life up here in Canada...
And even though Michael J. Fox a Canadian raised in Burnaby BC, has adopted America, and there is so many wonderful, wonderful things about America ... He symbolizes Canada to me... An honest family man, that is just trying to do good in a country that he loves. He will go about it modestly, he will go about it with a quiet dignity and hopefully he will make a positive influence on the world. America has given him and his family so much. And he is expressing himself in a very pure understated manner and with great pride in his country of choice.
A Rush to me symbolizes the ugly side...
A side I can easily turn off... I know that it is there... But chose to avoid...

Jodie said...

Forget cookies, I'll send Halloween candy. That's what's "helping" me with my diet.

Who's Rush Limbaugh? (kidding) ;)

Kevin Charnas said...

he could've kissed me.

and yeah, Rush is truly pathetic. however, his listeners are worse.

including my oldest brother.

mollymcmommy said...

like the wrap it up signal, like it.

i just made some cookies, the pre cut "home made" kind i'll ship it speedy overnight delivery to ya :)

m

InterstellarLass said...

That's awesome. You are one hot momma!

Bonnie B said...

Stranger kisses-- now that could be interesting, but today I think I'd rather have a big old chocolate chip cookie

kim said...

Rush is an idiot ... I cant believe that anyone still pays him to give his opinion on anything ...go figure

Skip the cookies! its almost fudge time !! oohhh the holidays are coming, I heard its like 69 days till Christmas or something horrid like that

Los said...

Limbaugh is a tool. Unfortunately, he has a helluva way of spinning stories for the benefit of the right wing.

hautemama said...

Hope it's a seafood diet (;

Not a fan of Rush...or anything that ends in ush actually...Bush..push..rush, flush..etc.

Stephanie A. said...

R.L. can suck it. S.U.C.K. IT!

Like anyone cares what that meathead thinks anyway.

something blue said...

I've talked to strangers but no one has offered up kisses.

There is a gazillion mini chocolate bars in my presence. You are a brave woman being on a diet!

lildb said...

we hate him so much.

SO. MUCH.

gah.

Jenny said...

Being kissed by a hot stranger is good. Being kissed by a hot stranger in front of your husband?

Not so good.

Kim M. said...

Random Stranger kissing that isn't okay? Just KIDDING!!!!

Dieting? What kind of cookies do you want? You are more of a woman then me. I'm not ready to admit that I finally have to start dieting. Ugh

Nicki said...

Never liked Rush, never could, don't think I could like anyone that did after his lastest stunt.... his behavior sickens me....

On a lighter note, since you have so many cookies and treats on the way, can I come over?