Thursday, September 21, 2006

Not To Be Confused With T & A...

Listen, folks, I've got nothing. Zip, zero, zilch, nada... I mean, sure I am wondering just who are the 44% of Americans who currently approve of Bush, and I have had. It. Up. To. Here. with the powers that be at my kids' school and hello, what to do what to do about the fact that my "fat" pants are feeling a little snug... hmmm, I owe Mel a meme... and let's not forget the forget the fact that we are still trying to determine the best course of action to deal with the paint (lab results came back on Friday) in the pool and just what is the acceptable ppm ratio of toxic substance to water because we aren't interested in being environmental enemy #1...

But really, bleh and I can't seem to write about any of them...

So, I dump it in your lovely laps, Internet... what would you like to know? My middle name? My VISA number? Where I went to school? A little, Q & A. You ask whatever you want and then I get to answer in a blog post (it could be a win-win). Do you have an assignment which requires fact checking? I can do that too... maybe you just need the situation in Darfur clarified, or, perhaps, you just really, really feel the need to hear more about my never-ending remodel saga...

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Does anyone else think it's weird that spell checky does not recognize the word, "blog"?

24 comments:

Andrea said...

Once again, I cannot log in. I want to know your VISA number.

Ok, I question-how did you meet your husband? I a sucker for romance.

Christina_the_wench said...

I want to know when I can expect a check from you for being a loyal blog visitor? I mean, you can pay us, right? Right?

*whispers...is this working AT ALL?*

Kristin said...

Dude-

You didn't get your $50 Nordstrom Gift Card? Man, the US Mail these days...

Um, Wenchy, soooo not working. But I love you, does that count? :-)

Kristi said...

Those of us who hate memes are all up on the top 10 favorite tv characters meme...gives you something to write about while waiting for inspiration. I hereby tag you.

And how 'bout that Hugo Chavez? Hello? Nut job!

...any help?

Kristin said...

Ack! That's the MeMe I am supposed to for Mel...maybe I should just bite the bullet and tell you all that I love Nigella Lawson (it can be a real person, right?) and, strangely, Johnny of, "Johnny and the Sprites".

Anonymous said...

I want to know what your husband does for a living.

carrie said...

I LOOOOOVE Johnny too!!! Can you imagine a Johnny and Spartacus sandwich?? Okay, sorry TMI!!

Carrie

Since my mind is obviously in el guttero, have you ran into that Jack in the Box couple again and offered them a curly fry?? I can't drive by one without laughing a little at that story. :0)

jennster said...

talk about laguna beach and the kids you know from the show.. SINCE YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY EMAIL ABOUT IT! lol

Melissa said...

I have always wondered why it doesn't like blog or blogger.

Hmmm...questions...ooohhhh I like this game. I remember doing this. I have two. What is your all time favorite blog, the one you always go to first? And...where/ did you decide on your kids names?

Jenn said...

OMG I think that is the stupidest thing ever, how is it that Blogger's spell check donesn't know what the freaking words "Blog" "Blogging" or "Blogger" mean?!?!?!?!? I HATE THAT!!!

ok, questions.......ummmmm I'm really bad at this......ummmm

What is your most favorite post that you wrote.

Oh, The Joys said...

What are the best things about living where you live? The region, the town, etc. What makes it great?

Wendy said...

Spell check, definitely needs to catch up with the times.

I'd actually be interested to hear about your life pre-children. Maybe you've written about it before??? Did you grow up in CA? Did you go to college? How'd you meet the hubby?

Melissa said...

I'm not so greedy ... I just want to know how to strike (cross out) words in blogger. I don't ask for much ... I just can't figure it out !!!

Anonymous said...

How much do you weigh? What size do you wear? Do you look good in a swimsuit?

Connie said...

Damn....just tell me your impression of the 'anonymous' individual before me.

Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly said...

Tell me why someone can have the balls to ask an obnoxious question, but not to sign their name to it. cowards.

Lisa

InterstellarLass said...

Damn. Someone beat me to the 'how did you meet your husband' question! Sooo...what is your favorite flavor ice cream? your favorite food? your favorite flower? besides where you live now, where is the one place in the world you would put up stakes?

hautemama said...

what was your childhood like? Put your feet up!

Recovering Wino said...

You want to participate in my blog carnival next week...and I have a topic up to boot...there that's what I want you to write about

Johnny? Of Johnny and the Sprites? Wow, I've been seen dancing around the house singing the song, but you must be hurting...

Kristin said...

Jen-

Blog Carnival? Is there cotton candy?

Slackermommy said...

Do you prefer thong, bikini, grandma panties, or commando?

Just kidding.

Do you like your parents? Do you think they did a good job?

Kevin Charnas said...

What's your middle name and how'd you meet Hugh? And...are you wearing any panties?

Jodi said...

I'm so uninspired I can't think up what to write on my own blog let alone think up a question to ask you!

I would love to know what your husband's career is, as somebody else asked, but that seems a bit personal for the internet. so I got NOTHING. Sorry....

Mrs. T said...

I always want to know a person's "story"- that's probably way too vague. Along the lines of the "5 people you'll meet in heaven", what are the defining moments of your life? What events have shaped who you are?