Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Does anyone read this blog anymore? If you do, you are about to be sorely disappointed in this post. I am currently the Mayor of Dullsville and this Mayor only has about 5 minutes to write before she gets bumped off the pilfered wireless she is using.

Home from Hawaii on Sunday to a completely unhabitable house. We have a mattress on the subfloor of the master bedroom (because the carpet doesn't go in until next week) the boys each have a mattress/boxspring combo on the floor (because their new beds live only in my mind... I can't decide what I they want) and EvaJun has only an Aerobed to her name.

We are sad.

So, basically, we have come home from a month long holiday to go on vacation. House not liveable you say? Move to the beach house for a week or so! Monday morning I tossed all the luggage back in my car and drove my family down to Beach Road. I love it down here because there is nothing better than having morning coffee with the sand between your toes and "go out and play" means, "grab your skimboard and hit the water, children."

Life is good.

I only have internet access when I can freebie off someone's wireless so there will be no posts or photos... because I suck that way.

But, people I will be back. Back with a bang because I have a little surprise of the snarky-kind to share with you next week.

42 comments:

M3 (Mary-Mia) said...

Damn, I want to know what the surprise is Right Now!!! Yes I am 100% an instant gratification girl.

Tuesday Girl said...

Wow, I am not good at waiting either!

InterstellarLass said...

I have no patience. You are killing me.

If it were me, I'd have to pitch a tent in the back yard.

Kristin said...

No way, M3...you have waited wayyyy too many months for Funshine... you excel in patience!

Kristen said...

You seriously rule! I'm so jealous!!! beach to beach!

Wendy said...

Welcome home...well the beach house is a great alternative! I can't wait for the snark surprise. You are such a tease!

lildb said...

I still read. and I'd like to not only live vicariously, house-in-shambles notwithstanding, I'd like to come and live with you. (at your beach house, not the regular one.)

well, not really, but sorta.

can't wait 'til you're back full time - dying to hear about the snark news, and all the rest. :)

jennster said...

um, that sucks. honestly. after a month, i would want shit DONE! did you know it wouldn't be done?

Los said...

Of course you have a fan base, silly! Get back as soon as you can!

Lisa & Jeff said...

Don't leave us hanging!!!! Whats the surprise??????!!!!

Kel said...

ooh, love your thinking! {note to self - plan house remuddle, requiring move to house at coast, possible Hawaiian holiday . . . }

snarky? well, we'll just have to pop back for a lurkeloo

Colleen said...

Way to set up the tease.........of course we'll all be back.

Recovering Wino said...

I miss your posts! Hurry back...

Melissa said...

You came home and it wasn't done? That sucks. Although a beach house sounds fun.

I am cracking up at your beds in your mind comment.

Won't let me be a person, just anonymous. But it's me, Issa.

Damselfly said...

You and your surprises!

Just know it will be something good....

Mrs. Chicky said...

I can wait for the surprise. Until then I'll just sit here in a puddle of my jealousy whilst thinking of you drinking coffee on the beach. :)

Kevin Charnas said...

you are so going to get a spanking.

Oh, The Joys said...

We are religiously devoted to you and will wait...you know we will!

J.D. said...

Okay, I'm not going to completely smack you for asking if anybody still reads this, when your least popular posts still get 20 more comments than my record-setting one.

Anyway, get back here girl, because poppa don't like waitin' for his surprises.

kim said...

aghh! id be pissed - its like mandatory vacation hehe

enjoy the last few weeks of summer im sure it will all be worth it in the end :)

Shelley said...

Can't wait.

sunshine scribe said...

Enjoy the beach!

Christina_the_wench said...

I really WANNA feel sorry for you, but I can't get past that month long vacation thing. ;)

Nikki said...

I was wonderings what had happened to you.

Snarky surprise?

Oh, you need to say NOW woman.

I loves me some snark.

Pendullum said...

WELCOME BAAAAACK!!!!!!!
We've missed you....
Visiting those pics of you and your lovely vacation for the past month, over and over again, just biting at the bit for a new fix...
Looking forward to your snarky surprise...
We've missd you!

Lisa said...

Can't wait for the surprise!

Becky said...

you can not tease us with this promise of a surprise. MEAN!

Lisa and Tate said...

Hawaii for a month??? Beach house??? Ahhhhh, so very jeolous!!! Can't wait for the snarky surprise...

Lisa

Nicki said...

can't wait! Nini

JayJenny said...

Can't wait for the surprise!

carrie said...

I want to be kicked outta my house to Beach Road -- that sounds divine, even if it isn't Hawaii!


Carrie

Kim M said...

Miss you hurry back!

Mama C said...

Missed you! Come back soon and share your secret!

Anonymous said...

WHat are you holding back, you tease

mollymcmommy said...

hurry up and come back woman, i want to know the surprise!!!!

if i don't satisfy my curiousity soon i'll have to start rumours hon, really i will!! LOL! :)

m

sweatpantsmom said...

Morning coffee with sand between your toes? I am insanely jealous.

Tori said...

Hello my love
How we enjoyed sitting with you on the sand last week. We are so bloody glad you are home too...
And boy your new floor is fucking fabulous!

Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly said...

Snarkiness? I will stay tuned.

Lisa

hautemama said...

Hmm can snarky mean you're expecting??

Stephanie A. said...

You know what you are? A snark tease. That's right. Evil. Double evil because you're sitting on a beach.

Jenny said...

Huff. I'm ready for the surprise.

NOW.

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