We're smoking bubble gum ciggies...
...all so we don't have to pay attention to the RAT HOLE that is currently known as "home". There are trenches everywhere. The baby can't nap for the all the jackhammering... and with the power and the water in a constant state of flux... it is pretty much all dust all the time.
Do you think there is anything wrong with this pipe? Hmmm... possibly the hole? Or, perhaps the fucking tree roots? Listen, if our neighbor's tree suddenly dies from, oh, let's say, maybe copper nails finding their way into it's trunk, well, I was with YOU that night! OK?