We realize that you have 3 children and that special couple time is hard to come by. We are also glad to know that you have a happy marriage. We don't hear a lot of fighting (unlike the banshees that last lived in your house) and your kids are pretty well behaved. In fact, other than having to keep a straight face while you tell us how much the Mister looks like Brad Pitt, you have been excellent and considerate neighbors.
Until last night.
Last night? The creaking and the bouncing and the panting? The um, love? Right outside our window folks! Right outside. Don't let the trees fool you... they are not a cone of silence... they are merely there to create an illusion of privacy. The noise? It carries. It keeps us up and, while it also keeps us laughing, after midnight we are pretty much all about the sleep and less about the giggles...
So, next time you decide to go for the old, keep-things-spicy-monkey-tricks, could you NOT do it on this?
Kristin & Hugh