Dear Neighbors,
We realize that you have 3 children and that special couple time is hard to come by. We are also glad to know that you have a happy marriage. We don't hear a lot of fighting (unlike the banshees that last lived in your house) and your kids are pretty well behaved. In fact, other than having to keep a straight face while you tell us how much the Mister looks like Brad Pitt, you have been excellent and considerate neighbors.
Until last night.
Last night? The creaking and the bouncing and the panting? The um, love? Right outside our window folks! Right outside. Don't let the trees fool you... they are not a cone of silence... they are merely there to create an illusion of privacy. The noise? It carries. It keeps us up and, while it also keeps us laughing, after midnight we are pretty much all about the sleep and less about the giggles...
So, next time you decide to go for the old, keep-things-spicy-monkey-tricks, could you NOT do it on this?
Much Thanks,
Kristin & Hugh
17 comments:
O no! What a week of weird situations.
Oh, I second that, "ewwww!"
(lol) Makes me glad I live on the east coast where it's far too cold to be doing things like that half of the year!
Okay, I wasn't expecting a picture of that. Too funny!
You are kidding, right? right?
I see how it is...You're a baby snatching, peeping tom(ette)!
How funny. Great post.
Amanda
Baahahaaa! LOL!!! I feel sorry for their kids when they go out and play on that trampoline the next day!
But you are right, yucky!!
Are you serious!?! Yuck!
ROFLOL! While you never want to see or hear your neighbors do that, you have to admit, you've always wanted to try it :)
Oh my :) Stop stop my sides are splitting!
Oh my god!!! That is hilarious and disgusting, all at the sam time!! I wish we could have met this weekend...some other time!
Lisa
So gross!
Great blog, I will be back.
Your neighbors are out of control! I wonder if being heard was part of their plan?
Yuck.
Next time, stick your head out your window and shout this: "Nice move. I like your hip thrust, but you might want to put a little swivel into it, because it kinda intensifies the orgasm. Oh, and honey, a bikini wax wouldn't kill you. Good night!" and then stick your boombox onto the window sill blasting Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On."
If that doesn't embarrass the hell out of them, then you know you've got exhibitionists.
We talked of this incident on our mountain escape did we not?
Trampoline sex is the new in thing?
You get that extra bounce as you pounce....
Now pass me the bucket while I puke...
oh how funny is that!!!! hahahahahah but ewwww is right!!!
Ya know Dave's been at me about getting a trampoline sometime and I'm starting to wonder...
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