Dear German Cosmopolitan,
Maybe Mamarazzi has been hitting the egg nog a little too frequently, but who the hell is this?
Apparently it's Angelina Jolie?
We don't see it. You've photoshopped the Jolie right out of her.
It's time to stop the madness, or should we say, stoppen Sie die Verrücktheit!
Danke,
Mamarazzi
7 comments:
If by saying "Photoshopped the Jolie right out of her" you are meaning "Photoshopped the skank out of her" I tend to agree. :)She still has that bitchy look about her, though.
But am I crazy or does this just look nothing like her? I thought is was a model who simply resembled her... maybe it's just a real old picture?
Well usually they are photoshopping stuff off of them... but it looks to me like they added... she's not nearly as bony ass looking as she usually is. She looks like she actually chewed AND swallowed the last peanut butter sandwich someone gave her.
Maybe that's what it is... she is human size.
But again, and I am well aware I am beating a dead horse here, I didn't know it was Angelina.
She looks like just any generic model on the cover of a magazine. She definitely doesn't have that Jolie-ness about her.
I have to kick Kristens dead horse here. Wow...nothing like her at all. And I like the bitch. I still had to look again after I read it was her. Kinda creepy really.
Although I don't read German, I think the cover says something about the cover model being from Mars...
I think the cover model looks like an ancient Betsy McCall paper doll - she's illustrated and her weirdly black hair is clipped on with two paper tabs.
And the face? They took some local woman's face and Photoshopped a Kissing Fish's face on top.
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