Shuts. It. Down.

Mistake number 1 would be watching the Rachel Zoe Project on Bravo.

Mistake number 2 would be liking Taylor, the control freak rather bitchy assistant.

Mistake number 3 would be knowing that I won't be able to control myself from saying, "kills it", "I die" and "bananas". They're too excellent/lame to pass up...

Mistake number 4 would be sadly realizing that HELLO. I own the "Rachel Zoe" look and now I want to smack her for considering it hers... giant sunglasses, maxi dresses, unbrushed hair? Peasant blouse multiple bangles and chunky rings? All me, from, let's see, I started walking and dressing about 38 years ago, so yeah, Kristin Fast, working Rachel Zoe since 1970 (except for the sunglasses, my mother thought they looked goofy on a toddler).

Mistake number 5 would be accepting that I love this terrible show, weird Valley accents and all... and I bet Rachel knows it. It's her "witch-vibe".