Damn, The Knee Hurts

What' a girl to do?  George and Sarah have broken up... I guess he's going to start calling here again... I've told him time and again that I am not his rebound booty call and am a happily married woman, but then he starts in with the whole, "They're just not you" and sigh... I cave and let him take me to dinner and buy me shiny things.

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