"I'll Be Updating The Photos Daily" & Other Lies...

Please.

Like that was going to happen... best intentions, hell, blah, blah, blah.

I may have been too busy on this boat.

hello 160' sailboat... would you like to take me snorkeling again?

Clearly we are back... and it was amazing.

A.MAZ.ING.

My life does not have a history of major companies inviting me (ok, my husband) on don't-bother-bringing-your-wallet-this-is-all-on-us-even-your-wifi-and-your-swimming-with-the-dolphins-and-all-your-massages-at-the-spa 5 star resort weekends.

But I could get used to it.

Now, moving on.

The new blog look is ready.

READY!

And it will be up any. minute. now.

Internet, I know you're excited.

But, with a new look comes the need for a new blog photo.

Ack!

The boys got MacBooks from good ol' Santa Claus and so I have been sitting here with Jack's trying to snap off a photo from the ever so fun Photo-Booth application.

Santa Claus. 

Always gets the friggin' credit.

But, I am not so good at it.

Witness -

Where the fuck do you look into the camera?

Huh?  What's that on my lip?

Well, this isn't right.

Shall I haunt you?

Stay Tuned...