I haven't even bothered to buy candy for the house, because:
1. I will eat it.
2. We never get more than 2 or 3 trick or treaters so we have become that family... you know, the one with the bowl on the porch? Only, instead of a wee sign reading "take one" our says, "take it as much as you want" because our Halloween candy options kind of suck and are usually made of up of some last minute purchase (so I won't eat it) from the drugstore and tend to be the saddo leftover and neglected candy... something along the lines of Pixie Stix or Circus Peanuts. Hush! all you Circus Peanut loving freaks... it's a gross candy and you need medication.
This year the people are:
EvaJun - Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. A movie she loves! Yet, a movie the rest of us hate! To punish us for our hatefulness, she watches it all. the. time. And sings! And now she is going to spend the entire day sashaying down the yellow brick road.
Jack - A Guy in NY Who Tries To Sell You A Watch. I seriously love this costume. He has taken photos of Hugh's various watches and then printed them out on photo paper, trimmed them up and pinned them to the inside on an old trench coat of mine... he has been working on, "Pssst, wanna buy a watch?" in a heavy NY accent and I am making him wear jeans so he doesn't look like a flasher.
Jake - An Vaguely Annoyed Tween. The Middle Schoolers aren't "allowed" to dress up for school (BOO!) and so he didn't even bother coming up with a costume for tonight... he may wear a wig, but has no plans for anything elaborate and why does this bring a tear to my eye? My little Power Ranger/Peter Pan/Doctor/Grim Reaper of the past is going to throw on an Afro and call it good? Curse you, hormones!!
