Spoon-worthy

Mommy, when I opened my lunchbox yesterday everyone said, "yuck!" about my spoon.

Your spoon? What the fuck was the matter with your spoon?

I don't know. They all just said, "yuck!"

Well, what did you say?

I said, "Friends, that's my spoon! It's my Baby Jesus spoon!"

Seriously, how can you not admire and love this child?!

the offending spoon

also, a handy eye patch...