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Thursday, May 29, 2008
Damn, The Knee Hurts
What' a girl to do? George and Sarah have broken up... I guess he's going to start calling here again... I've told him time and again that I am not his rebound booty call and am a happily married woman, but then he starts in with the whole, "They're just not you" and sigh... I cave and let him take me to dinner and buy me shiny things.
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how ironic, i have a post sponsored by tramodol.. Penelope Cruz wants to rent me
feel better amiga
If I sense poutiness in his voice the next time he calls me, I guess I'll know why :-)
Too late. He's already called me.
FB - Penelope Cruz... sweeeet!
Jill - Yes, he's a tough one to let down...
Jen - Great, now I feel like a fool... that damn 2-timer.
I need a new fantasy, pass over that darvocet!
Marisa
I'm way ahead of you.
George and I spent some time in the coat-check room at a wedding this past weekend. =-)
Marisa - can I mail drugs across state lines?
Shell - you HO! I knew it was you!
Oh ...so you're the biotch who walked in on us! I couldn't see much from my vantage point. :P
On another note - I'll bet Darvocet will make for a lovely Open House visit. :)
You know that tabloid last week which read, "Brad walks out on Angie"? Well, he was walking straight towards moi!
Susu
Oh my. George obviously has something for us Mamarazzi Mamas. I mean, first he filmed the opening scenes of Oceans' 12 first in my suburb then the next day in Poppy's.
It's no coincidence that he dated a Sarah for a year. She reminds him so of me, only she's fatter.
Sarah - "only fatter"... damn, I love you!
You are too funny! I have some old vicodin in my medicine chest, I wonder if it would help me conjure up anyone good?
Hey friend...I can't believe you told everyone about George! You know how he gets when you blab...
I suppose then that our usual threesome is going to be out of the question this weekend!!!!!!
How can you rain on my parade like this!
If you want, give him my number. Jerk never calls me back.
I've had to change my number a few times because of that darn Claudia Schiffer.
Yes, he's leaving Sarah for a MAN.
Tag, you're it :-)
Yes, and when you're done with him - send him my way. I am sure Vince Vaughn and Jack Johnson will be worn out by then. ;)
I saw him a few months back having dinner with Sarah at the table next to mine at the Post House. Interestingly enough, he kept calling her Kristin. Now I know why.
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