Wednesday, June 06, 2007

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Hello.
I am Eva.
I am 3.
I keep my mother very busy.
And my nanny has been in Las Vegas.
My mother is muttering something about "dog hair".


Sometimes, I like to walk around with my hands over my eyes.
All day.
My mother is muttering something about "goddamn walls".



But I can't really hear her.
I am too busy practicing the walk I saw on America's Next Top Model.
My mother is now muttering something about "vodka".

24 comments:

Mamma said...

Eva,

Take your mommy by the hand s-l-o-w-l-y and walk with her to the cabinet that holds her "special" juice. Get her to put in your favorite DVD (preferably a long one). Now while the previews for all of the other videos you MUST have are running (because c'mon you've seen them a million times) lead her to the bathroom and then close the door behind you as you leave to go catch your flick.

Don't worry. She'll know what to do. Just don't get her until the video is OVER.

Signed,
Mommy's Fairy Godmother

Shelley said...

Heh heh - What a cutie patootie. Can't wait to meet Miss Eva Jun. :)

Melissa said...

She's so dam cute. And smart too, with all that typing and blogging and you know, being three-ness.

Kristin, Vodka is highly overrated, try red wine. It makes those long days seem so much nicer.

Maggie said...

That's a fierce walk, Eva!

Los said...

Ah, Vodka ... the Gods' nector ... yes, a giant cureall, if I ever saw one!

Oh, The Joys said...

Gah! she is soooooo cute!

Slackermommy said...

She is so yummy I could eat her with a spoon!

wzgirl said...

Oh - wouldja look at those CHEEKS???

Recovering Wino said...

Yeah, I second the red wine...

carrie said...

And I am muttering something about "how cute is she"?

I feel your pain.

Carrie

Damselfly said...

Wait, models cover their eyes with their hands?


;)

She looks runway-ready!

Joannah said...

Eva's such a cutie! She should have her own show. ;-)

TBG Happenings said...

That little Eva just can't contain her cuteness!! Looove the walk!

maryellen

Jodi said...

Oh yes, three, I remember it well. I do believe I may have went just a little bit crazier going through the three's with my boys. *sigh* That being said I do believe you should drink massive quanties of vodka once Hugh gets home at night. That makes it all so much easier to face the next day. When does the nanny get back?

InterstellarLass said...

Awww. She's just too sassy!

Lisa said...

I LOVE her outfit. She's loved and happy. That's obvious.

Oh and LOVE your floors and the color of your walls. So pretty, pretty!

Jessica said...

Bravo! That was funny! And Eva is a cutie. Also I like the yellow color you used on your walls, it's really sunny and cheerful looking!

Jess

Anonymous said...

Eva is such a beauty, she has my vote ANTM!

Pattie said...

But she is cute, cute, cute!

I recommend margaritas...I adjust the amount of tequila proportionately to the stress of the day.
:)

C.J. said...

Hehehe.

Hmmm...was it you that had the picture of the Vodka in the freezer? ;0)

Jenn said...

She's too cute!

Tori said...

I could just squish that Jun into a ball! Or secretly hope she falls over when her eyes are shut - so I have to pick her up and squeeze her!!!!!!!

Can't handle the cuteness some days!

Kevin Charnas said...

She is so frickin' beautiful...

And vodka? We're on our way.

Jewels of My Heart said...

Priceless......
Her smile is just radient...