After deciding last night's spider skirt is maybe
You sit with your girlfriend Colleen and
You beam with pride as your son, or, as he is known for the hour, John the Baptist, speaks his piece and then offers up the prayers of the faithful. Your mood is greatly improved.
At Communion, your son walks to the front of the Church and proceeds to sing a solo.
He kept it a secret.
To surprise you.
You say a quiet prayer which goes something like, "Thank You."