Thursday, April 13, 2006

Information

As I glance through my blog I realize that I have actually shared very little about myself. You all know I have kids and dogs and am doing some work on the house, but personality wise, all you've got is a girl who brings the oddballs (Hello! Gay comedian from the Koffee Klatch! Yes, your heterosexual/body cavity search jokes were super! It was unnecessary to tell us you were a professional joke teller because really, sooo funny. And, Hi, owner of the sandwich place. Listen, when I said, "that is over" I meant my cooking and not my marriage so while I am flattered that your mail order bride thinks I should meet your friend Don/Bob/Beau, I am still married, just not cooking.) loses random articles of clothing and drinks a lot... really, not all that much information. So here I am, ready to bare my soul... well, at least tell you ten things.

1. If I say, "sounds great!" I am probably lying and I will spend a lot of time trying to think of a way to get out of whatever it is I have just agreed to.

2. I believe everything people tell me and it never occurs to me that someone could be lying.

3. Yet, I am a good liar.

4. I would kill anyone who hurt my children. Happily. I would sing in jail and take the time to learn how to knit.

5. I want to learn how to surf.

6. I have been known to have good or bad days based on what the scale read...

7. I make the best chicken salad sandwiches... ever... don't try to compete. Nicki will vouch.

8. I am liberal to the point of being a communist.

9. I wanted to grow up to be Nancy Drew.

10. I love Tab cola. It's a beautiful drink.

26 comments:

f. said...

For Beautiful People!

eastcoastermomma said...

How about sharing that chicken salad receipe? More information on the gay comedian, please and you certainly aren't alone in letting the scale determine your mood!

Margaret said...

I love Tab, too. But it's way too hard to find.

I'm with eastcoastermomma... give up the chicken salad recipe.

Wendy said...

It's nice to "know" you.

Recovering Wino said...

So, if you're a good liar, how do I know your chicken salad sandwiches are any good?

Kristin said...

Ah! Jen... such a good point! Hmmmm... maybe a contest? Pick a number between 1 and 10! Winner get a spooky fed-exed in dry ice container of chicken salad?

Joannah said...

I love chicken salad sanwiches... ;-)

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northern Stargirl said...

I for one trust you on the chicken salad & I also love Nancy Drew!

J.D. said...

pinko! :P~~~

This is all so much info to have after finally seeing a picture! My head may explode!

Oh, and I was such a total Hardy Boy growing up, but without the metrosexuality. I was a redneck James Bond :)

rubyiscoming said...

#8 is why I regularly visit your blog! I'm a full blue living in a sea of red.....nice to blog witcha!

Anonymous said...

I think you sound more like a conservative liberal. I also think you might lose some blog readers because of #8. However, not me!

Mel said...

We must have the chicken salad recipe. Please?

ciodude said...

Tab? Chicken salad? Yeeech! :)

Mrs. Chicky said...

Mmmmm, a good chicken salad maker and a liberal! Faaahbulous.

Tuesday Girl said...

They still make Tab?
No way.

Jodie said...

Those ten things did tell a bit more about you, but your terrific personality shines through in every post you've written.

Kristin said...

Jodie,

Thank you for the lovely compliment... it certainly brightened up this dreary & rainy day!

K.

Tori said...

I have ten more if anyone wants?
Don't worry they are all legal...
and blogworthy...

Lisa and Tate said...

Tab???? They still make that??? I loved it when they added LEMON to the Tab... I felt I was drinking healthy for a change...

Lisa

Tori said...

Ten more Kristinisms...
1. Huge fabulous eyes
2. Bloody funny
3. Looks great when she wears her glasses to read in if her contacts are out.
4. Suits her hair any color
5. Fabulous party giver (though has a mini brakedown before it happens and tells you not to eat in case there isn't enough food.
6. Used to drink the most outrageous Starbucks drink...
A non-fat, decaf, white chocolate mocha...with an equal. (as though she and it were simply not sweet enough already)
7. Incredibly brave when it comes to crisis mode or code red...
8. The best person to go to New York with... someone who understood why I cried seeing a Brancusi sculpture. Partly because I was deatly hungover and partly because she shares that art thing.
9. Hater of fools
10. A very good liar though I can pick it up - usually...

rubyiscoming said...

BTW, I hear that Tab is really going gangbusters on a new campaign to market the hell out of it - retro for our generation :)

Anonymous said...

tori -- you sound like a stalker.

Recovering Wino said...

I pick 3..how come no one is guessing? I want the chicken salad sent to my house...I don't want the recipe.

Kristin said...

Ok, if anyone truly wants the chicken salad receipe, please email me at:

evablogmail@yahoo.com

I will be happy to share it with you!

Jen, send me your address and I will dry-ice and fed-ex a tupperware full!!

Lisa said...

Communist Chicken Salad. That's why I keep coming back. ;-)

OH, and I'd call you a liar, but that would just be the pot calling the kettle black! HA! I knew I'd get to be the pot at some point.